there aren't too many holidays that i'm particularly fond of....and st. patrick's day is definitely one of them that basically does nothing for me...just can't get my heart into it...

however, this year, my colon seems to have a differing opinion. it has been celebrating for the better part of the week by churning out all sorts of neat-o shades of green poop.

i find myself kind of hoping this will be a pattern..... who knows what my colon will think up for arbor day (broccoli in, broccoli out!), valentine's day (woo! finally a good reason to bring out the bloody stool!) or thanksgiving (heavy on the corn!)....the possibilities are endless...

i'm not sure that i've looked forward to the fourth of july this much...like, ever...